OR HOW ABOUT NOT.

Dearest blogosphere– I have a problem. I have a co-worker who whistles.

It gets worse.

She doesn’t even whistle a SONG. She just… twirps. Like she’s a fucking bird or something.

If it happens again today I have a few different plans of attack.

1) Sing along. I’ll follow her lead and just sing the notes at the top of my lungs. One day I will video tape myself singing so y’all can hear my BEAUTIFUL voice.

2) Sing the lyrics to whistle while you work. I have a strange feeling that she will find this hilarious and continue to whistle more and more often. Maybe not such a good idea.

3) Fart on her face. What? too much?

Ideas? Anyone?