OR HOW ABOUT NOT.
Dearest blogosphere– I have a problem. I have a co-worker who whistles.
It gets worse.
She doesn’t even whistle a SONG. She just… twirps. Like she’s a fucking bird or something.
If it happens again today I have a few different plans of attack.
1) Sing along. I’ll follow her lead and just sing the notes at the top of my lungs. One day I will video tape myself singing so y’all can hear my BEAUTIFUL voice.
2) Sing the lyrics to whistle while you work. I have a strange feeling that she will find this hilarious and continue to whistle more and more often. Maybe not such a good idea.
3) Fart on her face. What? too much?