I have a ritual. Right before I get in the car to make any semi-long trip I buy a giant red bull. Not only is it delicious, but it gives me something to sip on for the long ass drive.

Here’s the problem. By the time I get to my destination I have to pee like a mofo. No bathroom in sight + full badder + shaky car or metro = bad fucking news.

2 questions:

1) How hard is it for a girl to pee in a bottle. I need testimonials people.

2) Do you think you’d be able to see a diaper through my clothes?

Don’t even get me started on once you break the seal.

p.s. I am now banning myself from blogging about any bodily excretions for one month. I have talked about poo, pee, or vom AT LEAST 5 times in the last few weeks. I’m going to quit it cold turkey because apparently they don’t make a patch for this. Wish me luck.