When Does Medicare Kick In?

While waiting for testicular updates from a very good bloggy friend (I know, you’d be surprised, seeing as SHE can’t possibly have any testicles, although she IS a ballsy mom), I’m going to attempt to explain what happened in the last four uppity weeks of pandemonium that is my life. It’s gonna be tough, but […]

Nothing To See Here… Move Along…

So it’s 5pm EST, which is 6am in Manila. I’m wrapping up my laptop and calling it a day. Disconnect my VPN, shut down my Outlook, and open up my Google Reader. Goodie! Texas Blue Bonnet has a new post! I totally walked right into that one. Next time, Csquared, give a gay a warning, […]

I Can’t Get Over…

… this stomach flu. It’s getting better now, but it’ll flare up every now and then, which is why I’ve been absent from the blogosphere. Of all the things I hate, it’s something going haywire with my tummy. I hate it. I really do. I’ll do fever. I’ll do tonsillitis. I’ll take a migraine that […]

Emotions, Etc.

Emotions are a tricky thing. At one point or another in our mental development and growth, emotions ebb and wane like the tides. There was a time when, as a child, unbridled glee and wanton disregard sprung forth from overflowing cups. As teenagers, rage frothed from every orifice. As adults, we eventually learned to control […]

Weird Demigod Widgets

I may be a narcoleptic. I have this uncanny ability to fall asleep no matter where I am, what position I’m in, and what I’m doing. I work this mortal body pretty hard, and it has to keep up, what with my soul being so old and all, it just wants to get the best […]

Three Days, Three Stories, Three Lessons

Story 1: Because of recent events, I have had to renew my professional licenses, thus necessitating run ins with the gargantuan swatch of red tape that is the Philippine government agencies. The worst of which was our version of the DMV: The Land Transportation Office. I came in at 8am all perky and bopping along to […]

Rainy Days and Mondays Always get me ROBBED

Oh. My. Fucking. God. I came in, dropped my keys in the key bowl, put my two phones and my wallet on the bookcase in the living room, and crashed on my bed. Two hours later, I wake up to the front door hacked open and both phones INCLUDING MY WALLET WITH ALL MY IDs […]

Play Doh Faces

I found some old pictures today and it got me thinking about some of my favorite childhood toys: Legos: I still love them. To this day I am fascinated that the Lego man has held down more jobs than Barbie, and has managed to get lost in every major location in my house or in […]