I like to feel smart.

I’m going to be honest– sometimes it’s nice when a friend says something that makes you feel really, really smart. My friend Janelle and I were on the way to Baltimore a few weeks ago and somehow we started talking about artificial insemination. Janelle started to tell us about one of her co-workers. According to […]

I officially have the Best Luck in the World

This weekend I finally started to feel better after a torturous 3 weeks of whooping cough and dysentery (a la Oregon Trail). One of my best friends turned 24 last week and we planned on getting our food and drink on in celebration. Saturday night we met up at my favorite sushi place. Okay, so […]

My PSA about rail vodka.

I was quite surprised by the number of comments on last Tuesday’s post that involved rail vodka. Have y’all been living under a rock? Rail vodka is the best (worst) invention ever. My personal definition of rail vodka is the cheapest stuff you can find. I’m pretty sure they call it “rail” because it’s along the rail […]

Longest Short Week Ever

After today is over I will have worked a total of 15 hours this week, but it feels like the longest week ever. I have officially been bitchy mcbitch face but that is all going to fade away because tonight I’m attending my very first Happy Hour. If you’re in the area (and you’re a […]

Cleaning vs. Work

I’ve had a hard time getting my mind together at work lately. The truth is I’d much rather be reading blogs, but that’s obviously not an option (wink wink). Right after my lunch break I decided the only legitimate way to avoid doing real work would be to do something I loathe doing almost as […]

I met a boy.

Last night I went over to my bosses after work to do a little bit of volunteering for his campaign. There were about 8 of us there sitting around a big table and of course we started talking about every topic in the book. I was the minority in a room full of mostly Republicans, […]


Maxie is out of commission today. You see she’s been kind of “out of her groove” for the past few weeks when it comes to blogging. She wasn’t going to blog today, so I stepped up to the plate. Who is this, you ask? Well this is her blog. You see, it was my birthday […]

I have a wish.

I have a wish that I have only discovered a few hours ago. I want to wear a baseball cap to work. I don’t mean that I want to do my hair and carefully place a baseball cap over it. I mean I want to put the hat on top of my head (preferably one […]

Question: Why do I need to be famous?

Answer: so I can be rich. Question: Why do I need to be rich? Answer: There are far too many reasons to list, but right now I’m only focusing on one thing: If I was rich I could buy Harry and David Royal Riviera Pears. Let me tell you a story about a little girl. […]

The almost perfect weekend.

Last week work was HELL. I usually work quite well under stress, but I’m having a hard time with one of my co-workers. It’s like every word she says to me or about me makes me want to scratch my eyeballs out. Yes–the whistler has struck again, but now she has added the blame game, […]