• all married men would wear wedding rings. How the hell am I supposed to tell who is off limits if they’re all bare-handed.
• i would be allowed to fire anyone I want even though I’m not the boss– and not even give a reason. don’t you just want to strangle people sometimes?!
• the weekend would last forever. who is going to argue with that one? 
• I could sub-contract the work I don’t want to do out to someone who would do it better than I can for a really cheap rate. okay that one’s obviously a dream. 
• i would have a free pass to every store in the world and be allowed to go shopping whenever and wherever I wanted. this is getting out of control. I’m going to stop now. 

What would your perfect world be like?