I was going to make up an awesome story…

I was going to make up an awesome story about my weekend to support the title of this post, but I don’t like to lie to y’all. We need to keep our blogger trust intact. I’m just kind of obsessed with Pink’s new song “So What” and I wanted to channel it for this entry. She is one angry lady and I love her. I’m sure her last weekend of summer was way cooler than mine, but she doesn’t run this blog so you still have to listen to me. Sorry.

Thursday night I went to a strip club and watched my friends make idiots of themselves and get naked on the stage. No, I am not kidding. It’s okay, they won $300 bucks and that makes it worth it.

Friday night I was hungover. That was awesome and all.

Saturday I had the best date ever with the hottest blogger in the world. Unfortunately this is false. I lounged in bed and watched NCIS and What Happens in Vegas. That’s almost like partying, right? I mean I watched people get drunk on my TV.

Sunday I actually showered and left the house. Amazing, right? My friend from high school was back in town with her husband so we had a mini-high school reunion and made her dad cook us dinner. It always amazes me how being with friends from a certain era of your life can take you right back to that time. It felt like we were back in our senior year as we gossiped about our their boy troubles and who’s doing who.

It was good to see everyone, but we’re old ladies now so we went home at around 10 p.m. Even though I didn’t do much this weekend it is so nice to be rested.

Today? Who knows. Maybe some internet shopping and pilates. How exciting.