10 things I hate about everything.

My weekend did not disappoint. I had a fantastic time after arriving at LiLu’s a mere 5 hours late, but somehow I still got to see her cooch. Win-win-win. Sunday I woke up and had brunch with Deutlich and LiLu at Ulah Bistro which was…eh. The bartender was great, but my mimosa glass smelled like fish and Deutlich’s burrito was weird/mushy. […]

My new home…

BIG NEWS PEOPLE. I’m moving to Pittsburgh. Actually I’m typing from there right now. You see, Mermanda and her awesome fiancé Andrew were nice enough to let me move into their fireplace. They just don’t know it yet. Please don’t tell them. I really like it here. In all seriousness though, I’d totally move into […]

Not too long ago I was dating this guy

Here’s a TMI post that I’m too embarrassed to post on my own blog, or even put my own name on it, so it’s a secret TMI Thursday post. But I think many of us have had bad nights like this one so I feel like sharing it anyway. It’s a long story, but bear […]