I hate funerals. I hate emotions (except happiness, drunkenness–I’m aware that’s not an emotion, excitedness–that’s not a word, and glee). One of my co-workers passed away last week and it was really sad because he was awesome. It’s also sad because I know that he planned out his funeral details before he died and his […]

A few months I met John Krasinski and for some reason I forgot to blog about it. I know! What the hell is wrong with me? So today I’m going to tell you about the night I met my biggest celebrity crush. It was a rainy night. I actually have no clue if it was […]

On Tuesday I forgot to download The Blog on my lunch break. By the time I remembered that there was a new issue out I was on the way home and my computer here is such a piece of shit that I won’t even attempt to open a PDF. That’s like the equivalent of asking […]